February 7, 2005 - Vol. 16, No. 19
News That Concerns Kiwanians and Their Families
Peter Karagianis, Roger Ballantyne, Ed Merski, Dennis Denoncourt
The sign-up sheet for the next round of Reading Is FUNdamental visits made the rounds again. Pleasant Street School, Monday, February 14, 1:45p-2:45p: Don Nelson, Kathy Calvin, Warren Mitchell, Jane Thibault, ___________, ___________. Elm Street School, Wednesday, February 16, 1:45p-2:45p: Don Nelson, Kathy Calvin, Joe Collie, Jane Thibault, Warren Mitchell, ___________. Woodland Heights School, Wednesday, March 2, 9:15a-10:30a: Joe Adrignola, Don Nelson, Larry Murphy, John Stow, Kathy Calvin, Warren Mitchell.
Win a Classic!
Steve Loughlin turned over raffle ticket sales from Laconia Savings Bank. The sign-up sheet went out for our next roadshow at Motor-Psycho Madness, Whittemore Center, U.N.H. Saturday, February 19--10a-3p: Paul Cotton, Warren Mitchell, ___________; 3p-7p: Don and Sue Nelson, Jim and Arline Fortier. Sunday, February 20--10a-2p: Roger and Pam Landry, ___________; 2p-5p: Paul Cotton, Warren Mitchell.
Steve Loughlin brings home the bacon.
Photo by Joe Collie
Paul Cotton, $11
Jane Thibault pays off Pres. Paul Cotton.
Photo by W.S. Loughlin
Paul Cotton had a buck for winning the above and Larry Murphy for his upcoming trip to Florida and his sister-in-law staying behind.
Sgt.@Arms Roger Landry found Don Nelson pinless and Phil Bonafide late.
Dianne Roberts--who also received a round of "Happy Birthday."
The Boards voted a leave of absence for Nancy Williams until April 18; $100 to Camp Sunshine; $200 to Lou Athanas basketball; $525 for Halloween safety bags; $1650 for three campers to go to Camp Spaulding; $1000 to Laconia High School Band Boosters; $26 for dental payments; and $318.07 for D.A.R.E.
February babies include Sr. Members Bob Turner and Dennis Denoncourt, Roger Landry, and Dianne Roberts.
A Report from the Southwest
from Sr. Member Roger Webster
We have had Heavy rains and floods here in Arizona. Last week the city of Phoenix needed to shut off the water treatment plants as the rains washed a lot of surface soil into the creeks and rivers, fouling up the plants. Recently, at a Kiwanis meeting, we had three people give the club a lecture on Identify crisis[sic]. Believe me, it did not hold a candle to the talk the Laconia Police Dept. gave us. Plenty to do with the Club, with peanut sales, going on now, flea market, estate sales. On Feb. 20 the club is having their annual pizza party at the Organ Pipe Pizza. Close to 80 members and guests will attend. Regards to all.
Some Thoughts from Steven Wright
Submitted by Sr. Member Ed Chertok
1- I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2- Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3- Half the people you know are below average.
4- 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feels so good. 6- All those who believe in psycho-kinesis, raise my hand.
7- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 8- I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. 9- OK, so what's the speed of dark?
10- How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
11- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
12- When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
13- Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to avoid work. 14- Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
15- I intend to live forever--so far, so good.
16- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
17- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 18- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
19- My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." 20- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21- A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
22- Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 23- The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. 24- The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
25- The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. 26- The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. 27- Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
Monday, March 14
Our speaker will be School Resource Officer Kathleen Yale, Laconia Police Dept.
Monday, March 7
Boards meet; NISE
Monday, February 28
Supt. Joe Panarello, Belknap County House of Corrections will speak.
Tuesday, February 22
Monday, February 14
Guest speaker will be Pres. Nancy Christie, N.H. Lakes Association.
A pledge from the past
Photo by W.S. Loughlin
Also from last week: Roger Landry and Russ Beane show the fruits of the 50/50
Photo by W.S. Loughlin
Kiwanis Kronikle is a weekly publication of the Kiwanis Club of Laconia, N.H., P.O. Box 757, Laconia, N.H. 03247-0757. We meet Mondays at 6:15 p.m. at the Pheasant Ridge Country Club, Country Club Rd., Gilford, N.H. Please call your President or Secretary about any Member or family member in case of illness. Email: Michael Bastraw or Steve Loughlin
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