July 26, 2004 - Vol. 15, No. 43
News That Concerns Kiwanians and Their Families
Bob Turner, Howard Bacon, Ed Chertok, and Paul Normandin
Pres. Warren Mitchell advises that the interclub to the Berlin club for Tuesday, July 27 is canceled due to anticipated rain. It has been rescheduled to Tuesday, August 24 with an August 31 raindate.
Kathy Calvin, $18
Win a Classic!
The club voted to allow the funds to purchase a 2005 Heritage Classic for a raffle for our charities fund.
From Bob Hope
Submitted by Sr. Member Ed Chertok
ON TURNING 70 "You still chase women, but only downhill."
ON TURNING 80 "That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit
ON TURNING 90 "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
ON TURNING 100 "I don't feel old. In fact I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap."
ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER, BOXING "I ruined my hands in the ring...the referee kept stepping on them."
ON SAILORS "They spend the first six days of each week sowing their wild
oats, then they go to church on Sunday and pray for crop failure."
ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR "Welcome to the Academy Awards or, as it's called at my home, 'Passover.'"
ON GOLF "Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green
ON PRESIDENTS "I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only
ON WHY HE CHOSE SHOWBIZ FOR HIS CAREER "When I was born, the doctor said to my mother, 'Congratulations. You have an eight-pound ham.'"
ON RECEIVING THE CONGRESSIONAL GOLD MEDAL "I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it."
ON HIS FAMILY'S EARLY POVERTY "Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother."
ON HIS SIX BROTHERS "That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the
ON HIS EARLY FAILURES "I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't
for the stuff the audience threw at me."
ON GOING TO HEAVEN "I've done benefits for ALL religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality."
Lakes Region United Way Outing
by Dir. Randy Eifert, Lakes Region United Way
All Golfers interested in supporting the Lakes Region United Way...We'd love to
have you join us for our 17th annual golf outing, to be held on August 6th. Click here to save the invitation and registration form in PDF format which will open using Adobe Acrobat Reader. If you are not a golfer, but know someone who is, please forward this information on to them. It is a fun event and all proceeds support over 40 central NH non-profit caregiving agencies. Thanks for listening!
Monday, August 9
Monday, August 2
Boards meet; NISE
Kiwanis Kronikle is a weekly publication of the Kiwanis Club of Laconia, N.H., P.O. Box 757, Laconia, N.H. 03247-0757. We meet Mondays at 6:15 p.m. at the Pheasant Ridge Country Club, Country Club Rd., Gilford, N.H. Please call your President or Secretary about any Member or family member in case of illness. Email: Michael Bastraw or Steve Loughlin
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